Waitstaff Tired Of Sleeping With Each Other

August 4, 2008

“After years on the job, members of the Manilla Grill waitstaff reported Monday that they are tired of having sex with each other. “I’m closing tonight, so I’ll probably end up sleeping with [assistant manager] Robert [Stein],” waitress Katie Glenn said. “A few months ago, I would’ve been excited. He’s really cute, and [coworker] Lynette [Hardy] says he’s a great lay, but now… I don’t know. We have nothing in common, except that we’re both working a double and neither of us can stand [manager] Dan Musket.” w/ photos

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