Venezuelans Told To Stop Singing In Shower
10/25/09 - Wacky News
“Venezuelan president Hugo Chavez has instructed his citizens to stop singing in the shower. As his country suffers from a chronic water and energy crisis, Chavez told the public to limit the amount of time they spend in the bathroom. “Some people sing in the shower, stay in the shower for half an hour,” he fumed in a televised cabinet meeting, according to the Daily Mail. He then revealed that he was taking the lead in the fight against wasted energy. “No, kids,” he urged, “three minutes is more than enough. I’ve counted, three minutes, and I don’t stink.” w/ photo
