Unicorn Chaser

“Introducing, the Unicorn Chaser – a drink shot specially formulated to cleanse your mind and soul. Featuring a perfect blend of vitamins, herbs and minerals (each selected for its body purification, mood elevation, stomach calming, and other beneficial qualities), the Unicorn Chaser is a life saver. Chug it within one minute of viewing the offending internet image (really, as fast as possible) and in mere seconds you will begin to feel better. It won’t erase your memory, but each Unicorn Chaser will pump you with enough goodness that it just won’t matter. You’ll be healed. You’re welcome.” w/ photos + video

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