Top 10 Moustache-Dense Countries
11/09/09 - Top Lists
“For centuries, the moustache has played a vital societal role. Moustache functions include a display of virility and a method of attracting a mate (best used in conjunction with a chest wig), a means of communication between men, a storage device for food particles, and a way of proclaiming proudly to the world that the shackles of youth have been shed… These are the top 10 moustache-dense countries. Don’t ask us how we got the figures — just know that it took blood, sweat and tears, as we boldly traveled to the most hirsute corners of the globe. We used the occasional Groucho Marx disguise too.” w/ photos
