The Turtles Caught Bangin’ Shells On Camera
The Sleeper – this silly turtle snores louder than your grandpa after Thanksgiving dinner.
The Knocker – meet a randy turtle who loves knocking the living shell out of his girlfriend.
The Heavy Breather – it looks like this out of shape turtle is having a hard time keeping rhythm.
The First Timer – I bet you can’t watch this noob who’s trying to get his groove on without laughing.
The Little Guy – I think he needs to try his Casanova ways on a female turtle his own size.
The Weird One – the strange nosies coming out of this turtle’s mouth should make you giggle.
The Stone Lover – this lonely guy takes his sexual frustrations out on inanimate objects for kicks.
The Smacker – who’s your turtle? *smack* who’s your turtle? *smack* who’s your turtle?
