The Turtles Caught Bangin’ Shells On Camera

June 2, 2008

The Sleeper - this silly turtle snores louder than your grandpa after Thanksgiving dinner.

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The Knocker - meet a randy turtle who loves knocking the living shell out of his girlfriend.

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The Heavy Breather - it looks like this out of shape turtle is having a hard time keeping rhythm.

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The First Timer - I bet you can’t watch this noobie trying to get his groove on without laughing.

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The Little Guy - I think he needs to try his Casanova ways on a female turtle his own size.

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The Weird One - the strange nosies coming out of this turtle’s mouth should make you giggle.

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The Stone Lover - this lonely guy takes his sexual frustrations out on inanimate objects for kicks.

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The Smacker - who’s your turtle? *smack* who’s your turtle? *smack* who’s your turtle?

 
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