The Ass Kicking Machine

August 27, 2008

“I am looking for candidates to try out my new invention for a carnival. I need people with a good strong butt. Duties involve sustained blows to the rear by different brands of shoes attached to a rotating ferris wheel device. This job is not for people that have hemorrhoids or any other ailments of that nature.” w/ photo

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