Teen Banned From Bus After Farting
03/20/09 - Wacky News

“Farting has been going on for years, maybe decades, heck, maybe even since the dawn of mankind. It’s always, well, usually funny. But beware of laughing out loud at farts. It could land you and your sense of humor in the toilet. Just ask Jonathan Locke Jr., a Polk County eighth grader who got blamed for farting on a school bus earlier this week and ended up being banned from the bus for three days. Actually, it wasn’t the farting that resulted in his ouster, it was the disruption that followed, school officials said. “I guess it was just because I was laughing so hard,” Jonathan said Thursday. “I don’t know.” w/ photo
