Silly Male Trouser
11/05/09 - Neat Products
“My wife doesn’t have sex with me and my mistress left me for another man. As such, I have the worst case of blue balls you’ve ever seen. My testicles are the size of bowling balls! Just going out in public has become a real chore and I’ve had to result in wearing mu mus it’s gotten so bad. That is, until I found the new Simon Slouch! OMG these are the greatest invention of all time for people with huge, blue balls! Your enlarged scrotum will fit nicely into extra large pouch and the nice back pocket flap really enhances the styling. Best of all, they are made of Organic cotton which is really nice because I hate it when my T-Shirt/Man Dress is made from cotton that was NON organic… Ewwwww.” w/ photos
