Interview Fail
“I’ve heard the expression ‘boom mic in a china shop’ but this is ridiculous.”
“I’ve heard the expression ‘boom mic in a china shop’ but this is ridiculous.”
“I guess he was too lazy to walk down the stairs.”

“For many men, their house is their castle. For one Canterbury man, his play room is a submarine complete with working periscope. Wayne Eyre has turned part of his Spencerville property into a wrecked submarine featuring “plutonium-leaking” torpedoes, at a cost of $100,000. In the rusting interior of the submarine, which appears to have beached on a deserted island, Eyre has all the creature comforts reclining chairs, a three-metre big-screen TV and a top-notch surround-sound system. Customwood has been sprayed with concrete and painted to resemble rusting steel beams, while plastic sheets have been melted to give the impression of bent steel ripped apart when the submarine hit an island. Speakers emit sonar and ocean sounds throughout the 40ft by 18ft room… However, the original concept somehow morphed into a submarine.” w/ photos

“Chunk knee-deep in 80’s ‘Retro-Land’. We reckon this A grade tee is destined for cult status and those clever block builders have got this TV gang down to a T.” w/ photos
“All you Star Wars fans out there, now you can be a Wookie too!”
“You should see what happens when he loses a game of Tetris.”

“Snail Necklace is made of printed, pale almond toned plastic which is quite strong, yet wonderfully lightweight! This lovely little snail measures 3.5″ x 1.75″ and swings from a strong, high quality 16″ antiqued silver plated chain.” w/ photos

“These are the games we’re all guilty of playing behind closed doors.” w/ video