Gorilla Loves Kitty
11/18/09 - Amazing
“Koko the gorilla and All Ball the kitten were best of buddies, until All Ball got run over on a logging road.”
Dog Gives Himself A Hand
11/18/09 - Hilarious
“What else is he going to do without pillows to hump.” — Snerple
Biker Bites Man’s Ear Off
11/18/09 - Wacky News
“A man had a chunk bitten out of his right ear during a fight with another man over whose motorbike was the fastest. Giving evidence against Phillip Joseph Butt, 26, who is on trial in the Cairns District Court for grievous bodily harm, victim Martin Atkinson, 27, yesterday described how he and his friend, Ben Tapscott, went looking for the alleged biter after the fight to see if he still had the piece of his ear in his mouth. “I wanted to find my piece of ear before it died on the ground so it could be re-attached,” Mr Atkinson said. “I said to Ben ‘have you seen my ear?’ and he said ‘no’… then I said ‘go and get my ear’.” The court heard Mr Butt and Mr Atkinson did not know each other before the incident.” w/ photos
Crane Fail Smashes House
11/18/09 - Shocking
“Nobody was injured when a crane smashed through a house in northwest Santa Rosa Monday afternoon in a failed attempt to remove an oak tree.”
White Hype Man
11/18/09 - Hilarious
“The Big Game Hunters present “HYPE MAN!” The latest chapter in our mini-series of lard & soul, Black Guy & Fat Dude. When Black Guy asks for help ensnaring a mate, Fat Dude dons his cape, cane and clock to become… THE HYPE MAN! But when his mating calls prove too effective, will Fat Dude lose Black Guy forever?… dun… Dun… DUHHHH!” w/ photos
Hole-In-Wall Traps Thief
11/18/09 - Wacky News
“A Chinese burglar got stuck after he tried to crawl through a tiny opening built for a farmer’s pet dog to steal some chickens. The man had to be rescued by firefighters after he got stuck fast in the hole in a barn wall on the farm in Tianlin town, Guangxi province. The burglar sneaked into the farm in the middle of the night – and thought he would be able to wriggle his way through the tiny opening. “I underestimated the size of the hole and wrongly thought I could make it through,” he later confessed to police officers. He got stuck halfway through – and ended up trapped all night before finally being discovered the next morning, reports the Nanguo Morning Post.” w/ photo
Metrosexuals Banned To Curb Violence
11/18/09 - Wacky News
“A party promoter has banned “metrosexuals” from a popular club night in a bid to stamp out violence. The promoter, credited with bringing the Perth-based event Dorcia to Melbourne in September, warned punters they would not get in wearing trademark metrosexual attire – for example, low-cut V-neck T-shirts, skinny jeans and pointed white shoes. Scott Mellor said the move was made to end a “sports jock mentality” and a growing trend of aggression inside clubs and bars. “We are really trying to push a party night that is a safe place to go and have a good time without worrying about safety,” the 27-year-old said. “We wanted to shed light on the problems with nightlife in Australia. We took everything that we disliked about going out to clubs and inverted it… no dressing up like David Beckham.” w/ photos
Top 7 Badass Vikings
11/18/09 - Top Lists
“It’s not exactly a startling, ground-breaking revelation to suggest that the Vikings were pretty much the most face-rockingly hardcore bastards to ever beat a bunch of monks to death with their own iron church bells, throw them through a stained-glass window onto some pointy rocks, and carry off all of their valuable artifacts. We all know that these psychotic, axe-wielding Norsemen are more or less the epitome of everything it means to be tough as hell, what with their looting and pillaging and huge beards and all, but it never really hurts to drive home the point every once in a while that these guys totally kicked ass.” w/ photos
