Raphael Is Still Gangsta
“I forgot how gangsta he was in this movie, LMAO!”

“This is it! The the full goat, b*lls and all. Accept no imitation. Show the world that your a man (or woman) of discerning taste and class with this amazing decal. See how the folks at your local Starbucks react when you whip-out your MacBook with this bad boy on it. Leave them wondering if your working on your memoirs or editing the gangbang video from last night… or both!” w/ photo

“According to a police report, deputies conducted a full pat down search of Althoff when he was arrested for driving with a suspended license. A second search was performed at the jail and no contraband was found. Several hours after his arrest, corrections officers spotted Althoff “in a holding cell bending over, putting his face to the bench area. Officer Pierce investigated and entered the cell and found the defendant attempting to snort a crush yellow substance that was on a piece of cardboard.” Deputies say Althoff told them he found the pills in his cell, but eventually admitted “concealing the said pills, which were Xanax, underneath the skin flaps of the bottom section of his stomach. The defendant admitted to crushing the pills up in his holding cell to snort them.” w/ photo

“Be different and spectacular all at once! Remember those cold nose days, well forget about it, they are over. These nose warmers can be worn to avoid flu, germs or while you write/paint.” w/ photos

“Alcohol really is the cause of and solution to all of life’s little problems. Of course, some people go a little crazy with their alcohol. No, I’m not talking about how much they consume. I’m talking about the weird, crazy stuff they put in it. And boy, do they ever put some weird, crazy s$*t in their alcohol.” w/ photos