My Little Dildocorn Pony
11/20/09 - Hilarious
“Now I know why those toys were so popular.”
Boy Finds Own Real-Life E.T
11/20/09 - Hilarious
“11 year old Thomas Demming visits Today NOW! with the magical friend he hid for weeks in his bedroom closet.” — The Onion
Tickle-Me-Ernie Dress
11/20/09 - Neat Products
“Let me tell you about this dear lil’ Ernie Romper. Ernie’s head and hands are made out of felt. The romper is made out of a red and black striped cotton knit, lined with blue. The legs of the romper are boy cut. The straps are adjustable. There is an invisible zipper on the left side for ease to get on and off.” w/ photos
Man Smokes 115,000th Joint
11/20/09 - Amazing
“When you think of the world’s most prolific pot smokers, certain names come to mind: Snoop, Cheech and Chong, Willie Nelson. How about Irvin Rosenfeld? The 56-year-old Fort Lauderdale stockbroker will put his name among the greats when he sets a world record tomorrow for weed consumption while lighting up his 115,000th joint. The best part is that it’s all legal… Rosenfeld suffers from a rare bone disorder called multiple congenital cartilaginous exostoses, which causes severe pain, alleviated by a healthy dose of ganja. He’s been getting 300 joints every 25 days for the past 27 years, and said he smokes between 10 and 12 per day. “The first thing I do every morning is smoke two joints as I watch my business shows,” Rosenfeld said. “Then another on my drive to work.” Rosenfeld said he’s never gotten high on the sticky icky, and he’s allowed to smoke while operating heavy machinery.” w/ photo
Endless Racing Game
11/20/09 - Pretty Cool
“This video is based on the Endless Racing Game for iPhone 3G / iPhone 3GS. It shows how the game evolves… from start to finish.”
USPS Cancels Santa Claus Mail Program
11/20/09 - Wacky News
“Starry-eyed children writing letters to the jolly man at the North Pole this holiday season likely won’t get a response from Santa Claus or his helpers. The U.S. Postal Service is dropping a popular national program begun in 1954 in the small Alaska town of North Pole, where volunteers open and respond to thousands of letters addressed to Santa each year. Replies come with North Pole postmarks. Last year, a postal worker in Maryland recognized an Operation Santa volunteer there as a registered sex offender. The postal worker interceded before the individual could answer a child’s letter, but the Postal Service viewed the episode as a big enough scare to tighten rules in such programs nationwide. People in North Pole are incensed by the change, likening the Postal Service to the Grinch trying to steal Christmas. The letter program is a revered holiday tradition in North Pole, where light posts are curved and striped like candy canes and streets have names such as Kris Kringle Drive and Santa Claus Lane. Volunteers in the letter program even sign the response letters as Santa’s elves and helpers. North Pole Mayor Doug Isaacson agreed that caution is necessary to protect children.” w/ photo
Top 7 Bicycle Bands
11/20/09 - Top Lists
“Few things go together as well as bicycles and music. If you didn’t already know that, there are plenty of people who will prove it to you.” w/ photos
