Clappin’ Mohawks
“Give me a W! Give me a T! Give me a F!”

“A weathered accent chair given a new life. Totally reupholsted in black cotton velvet and fishnet fabric. The legs are wearing fishnets, as well. It is 36 inches tall from the floor to the top of the back. The seat sits 19 inches tall. It is 25 inches deep and 22 inches across.” w/ photo

“Coolest arcade game ever? Pac-Man hands down! I created Pinky out of eco-felt, super sparkly glitter,pink bird cage veil, and a recycled shoulder pad. I thought she could use a glamorous makeover… from ghost killer to killer fashion accessory! This is gonna get the conversation started at your next cocktail party.” w/ photos
“What he hurt most was his pride. His pelvis was a close second, though.” — CH
“You can’t call them lazy. Once a female rat reproduces, she could have 15,000 descendants by the end of just one year!”

“One would imagine that there would be certain sports where Hello Kitty, no matter how hard she tried, would never be accepted. Of course, that would once again greatly underestimating the evil feline and her quest to put her face absolutely every where. For those of you who still doubt, here is the Hello Kitty extreme cage fighter.” w/ photo

“Video games thrive on challenge. Whether it’s having deadly aim, brutal ninja skills, or the ability to wave around a wand and look like a complete tool, games demand skills, precision, and accuracy. Sometimes they also demand the patience and reflexes of a ninja on caffeine pills.” w/ photos + videos