3D Scrotum & Balls
03/05/10 - NSFW
“This is perhaps the greatest tutorial ever made. Period. Someone get this man a Pulitzer prize or something.” — GreyDevil
Chairs & Tables Made From Bread
03/05/10 - Pretty Cool
“Spanish industrial designer Enoc Armengol has designed and prototyped ‘Panpaati,’ a set of edible furniture comprising of two chairs and a side table. With a nod to Dali, Marten Baas, and Hansel and Gretel, the skinny forms are sculpted from dough and baked into bread. It doesn’t appear that the furniture is capable of holding any real weight, but then again, it’s food, not furniture, right? Or is it a formal study? Or simply a positioning statement?” w/ photos
Family Forced To Dress Naked Snow Sculpture
03/05/10 - Odd Articles
“It was supposed to be a bit of fun during recent heavy snow, but one family’s snow sculpture has earned a frosty reception. Maria Conneran and her family had worked hard to create their armless, nude snow lady in the front garden of their home in Rahway, New Jersey. But despite several compliments on their chilly version of the Venus de Milo, the family were forced to cover up her blushes after complaints from other residents. The icy goddess, which was visible from the roadside, had attracted admiring glances from passing motorists. But Rahway police sent a patrolman to the Conneran home after they received an anonymous complaint ‘of a naked snow woman’, according to Sergeant Dominick Sforza.” w/ photos
Mourning The Loss Of A Tree
03/05/10 - Ridiculous
“Yes, they’re mourning the loss of trees from their fallen comrades.”
I Want To Buy A Website For $1.5 Billion
03/05/10 - Hilarious
“Originally played at the Shorty Awards in NYC on March 3, 2010. The events depicted in this segment are fictitious. Any similarity to any person living or dead is merely coincidental. No technology entrepreneurs were hurt in the making of this video.”
Houseguest Just Going To Lie There
03/05/10 - Hilarious
“Houseguest Kevin Keegan announced Sunday morning that, despite being totally awake, he nonetheless intends to remain on the living room couch he slept on last night until one or more of the house’s occupants gets up. Keegan, a Boston resident staying with his cousin Barbara’s family while in California for a job interview, said that he awoke at the unusually early hour of 6:45 a.m. “probably because of the time zone difference” and had failed in his attempts to fall back asleep. “That would’ve been ideal,” said Keegan, who spent the night awkwardly propped up on a single folded-over pillow and only partially covered by a thin decorative quilt. “If I had slept another couple of hours, we all would have likely gotten up around the same time.” w/ photo
15 Actresses You’ll Never See Naked On Film
03/05/10 - Top Lists
“These are the 15 hottest well-known actresses who either have ‘No Nudity’ clauses in their contracts or have publicly stated that they will never do a nude scene. They’re sexy, beautiful, occasionally talented, and totally aren’t going to show you their boobs on purpose.” w/ photos
