“On the heels of porn film Director Max Chapman’s release of his first movie trailer, FORREST HUMP, comes his newest trailer, THE PORN IDENTITY. Chapman has also directed “Indiana Bones and the Temple of Boobs” for Pornamount.”
“To be fair, he thought she was Phillies outfielder Jayson Werth. He’s dreamy.”
“Plummeting through the air off the top of a 421m tower is not everyone’s idea of fun, but for these base jumpers it was an experience of a lifetime. Some 98 of the extreme sports enthusiasts took part in the 2009 International Tower jump in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia, today. The structure was built in 1995 for communication purposes and is currently the fifth tallest freestanding tower in the world. Professionals from 18 countries gathered for the opportunity to hurl themselves into the sky before parachuting down to earth during the event. Base jumping started in the 1980s after several sky jumpers modified their equipment for an increased thrill… The first base jump in Malaysia was held in 1999 and the annual event continues to draw huge crowds and increasing numbers of participants.” w/ photos
“Sometimes when you see a hot girl in a dress, you just want to surprise her.”
“Making Jack O’Lanterns? Here’s what you should be doing with your pumpkin…”
“I… did not… have relations… with that bottle of Merlot!” It’s just the kind of thing you could imagine President Bill Clinton saying as he props up the bar. And it’s just the kind of fun you’ll be having with this cheeky-but-statesmanlike corkscrew depicting the former Commander-in-Chief in a way you never thought possible. Now his dear wife has been bounced from the running for the top job, it looks like our mini-Bill, made lovingly from heavy plastic and metal, is looking for a new opening: your vino. Just unfold his screw from between the legs of his well-pressed presidential pants and you’re ready to uncork your favorite bottles before you can say Monica.” w/ photos
“Measuring less than 6″ in diameter, this portable DVD player fits comfortably in the palm of your hand and stores unobtrusively in a briefcase or purse. The unit has a 3 1/2″ TFT LCD screen that displays images in sharp, detailed resolution, and built-in stereo speakers that deliver crisp audio (ear buds included for discreet listening). Anti-skip circuitry maintains uninterrupted viewing during turbulent flights or bumpy car rides, and the integrated stand adjusts for multiple viewing angles. A USB port and slots for SD/MMC/MS memory cards allow you to view pictures or video from a PC or digital camera.” w/ photos
“It has been found that family game nights are a way of bonding and it will help with learning and social skills as a teenager in your child. Games can teach all kinds of skills, such as math, reading, socialization, bonding, how to handle money, as well as many other skills. It just depends on the board game you choose to play with your kids. If you are a busy professional that barely sees their child throughout the week, then take some time on the weekend and set up a few hours of time to play a board game and spend some time with your kids. There are plenty of games to choose from, but then there are those bizarre board games that can be a little different.” w/ photos
