Ford Unveils New Car: The 1993 Taurus

11/08/09 - Hilarious

“Ford says the ‘93 Taurus is the only car to drive in 2010, and they think Americans will have no other choice but to agree.” — The Onion

Bug Removed From Lady’s Nose

11/08/09 - Unbelievable

“A little deeper is where the diamonds are.” — kcto

Bling Bling T-Shirt

11/08/09 - Neat Products

Need to accessorize with some Bling Bling? Change your appearance quickly and easily with this t-shirt costume.” w/ photo

Sweet Trike Vehicle

11/08/09 - Photos

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Hold Everything Prank Call

11/08/09 - Hilarious

“Richard and Sal prank a pizza shop! All funny hell breaks loose.”

Coffee And Weed

11/08/09 - Hilarious

“This is all I need in life.”

Gundam 4 Life

11/08/09 - Photos

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Mini Keychain Flask

11/08/09 - Neat Products

“When you’re on the run to a party this is the all-in-one keychain, equipped with your keys and one ounce of freedom housed in a cool faux croc mini flask.” w/ photo

WIMGDWY Card

11/08/09 - Neat Products

“Don’t drink alone. Let someone know you require that they be your partner in inebriation, whether for debauched conversation, the bartender is hot, or we’re on vacation.” w/ photo

Top 10 Luxury Islands

11/08/09 - Top Lists

“While city breaks, country retreats and resort getaways are all well and good, nothing beats the decadence of an island escape. Just ask Sir Richard Branson, who snapped up his own private island just to get away from the maddening crowds. With tropical palms swaying in the breeze and turquoise waters lapping at crisp white sand, luxury islands are a favorite vacation for the rich, famous and fabulous. Follow our lead and check out the world’s top 10 luxury islands; trust us, they’re out of this world.” w/ photos