“It’s Danshoku Dino versus Akira Tozawa and some stuff happening in this match is definitely non-descript. If you’re homophobic, you might wanna turn away now. If you aren’t, this is either a really entertaining pro wrestling match for you.”
“A band of mongoloid looking Conan O’briens singing about Conan. Big points in the creepy department.” — dfenczak
“Stop birds of prey from swooping down and flying away with your unfinished bottle of wine with this bird claw bottle stopper, a remnant from a previously failed attempt. Now, with chicken foot aesthetic for added luck.” w/ photo
“Today at the National Zoo in Washington DC a baby deer jumped into the lion enclosure and was pounced on by the tigers. The Bambi-esque deer made an escape.”
“The larger than life Parisian tower has been trimmed down to a manageable, graspable size so that you can take proportionate sips of your favorite champagne. Base is metal with a silver finish.” w/ photo
“Have you ever seen a receipt laying on a bar top, and thought to yourself ‘I bet I know what kind of person this belongs to?’ Is it possible to formulate a conclusion based solely on what someone ordered? We’d like to think so.” w/ photos
“For centuries, the moustache has played a vital societal role. Moustache functions include a display of virility and a method of attracting a mate (best used in conjunction with a chest wig), a means of communication between men, a storage device for food particles, and a way of proclaiming proudly to the world that the shackles of youth have been shed… These are the top 10 moustache-dense countries. Don’t ask us how we got the figures — just know that it took blood, sweat and tears, as we boldly traveled to the most hirsute corners of the globe. We used the occasional Groucho Marx disguise too.” w/ photos
