Underwater Pogo Stick Record
“I would have been more impressed if he didn’t have an oxygen tank.”
“I would have been more impressed if he didn’t have an oxygen tank.”
“Rich and Lisa Shaw say there were no warning signs that their 300-pound Burmese Python would crush and eat their 3 year old son.” — The Onion

“When Toby Elles fell asleep while cooking a late-night snack, it really was a case of divine intervention that saved his bacon. The 22-year-old was ‘miraculously’ woken after an hour as his lounge filled with smoke – and quickly had the revelation that he had left a frying pan on a hob. While saying his prayers, the bank worker scraped the remains of crispy bacon rashers from the pan, but could not believe the vision that appeared before him – Jesus Christ staring back at him.” w/ photos
“7 hours of heading a soccer ball, and… he’s over.”

“A toddler thought he had a lolly machine licked when he spied a way of getting his hands on the sweets for free – by climbing inside. After clambering through a tiny hatch and up into the arcade machine where he was surrounded by his sugary feast, little Cohen Stone, 2, realised there was no way back. The youngster was stuck inside the machine, imprisoned in four walls of glass. Stunned mother Kyra, 24, had taken her son to an Italian restaurant to celebrate a work colleague’s birthday.” w/ photos

“More than a swing… it’s a glider! Cradle swings offer a variety of motion. But this one offers more, because it’s more than a swing — it’s also a glider! Baby can enjoy swinging and gliding head-to-toe or side-to-side. Four different motions to soothe and entertain, all in one product. Plus a variety of music, a fun mobile and two-position recline for baby’s comfort.” w/ photos

“Over the years, a number of actors have burst onto the scene as the “next big thing” but somehow just never reached the same heights when they first hit the big time. You would think being in a successful film would help keep you in the spotlight for quite some time. This list of thespians begs to differ.” w/ photos