Drowney Lake
“For the record, Drowney lake is a lovely spot. My family and I had a lovely picnic there the summer my brother drowned.” — kurtunes
“For the record, Drowney lake is a lovely spot. My family and I had a lovely picnic there the summer my brother drowned.” — kurtunes
“A teen grinding down the stairs by dragging his feet over the steps.”

“This is the memory foam pillow that promotes a full, uninterrupted night’s slumber for those who sleep with their arm under their heads. A center groove and a recessed front edge let you fully extend your arm without it having to support the weight of your head and neck. By allowing you to lie comfortably in your preferred sleep position and relieving pressure that can make your arm fall asleep or cause muscle stiffness, the pillow helps you awaken feel rested and refreshed.” w/ photos

“This giant ice cream cookie sandwich, aka giant chipwhich is made from two cookies that are over 12″ in diameter and contains a gallon of ice cream – that’s big enough to be a delicious ice cream cake at your next birthday party, or to be eaten alone in compulsive shame giving you one mondo belly ache!… I’m using a slightly modified Toll House chocolate chip cookie recipe that’s been optimized for structural reinforcement for the giant top and bottom cookies, and mint chocolate chip ice cream for the filling. Use whatever type of ice cream you like of course and make this cake a hit at your next party!” w/ photos
“The reporter’s face when they went back to the studio was priceless!”

“Hmmm, what a curiosity for the loo… just like at your creepy Grandma’s house. I’m sure you remember being a little thing and standing mesmerized by the strange dentures lurking in that cup of Efferdent water on the counter… Or not! Seriously, though, these are fantastically silly soaps guaranteed to get a laugh. They’re quickly becoming my most popular item – maybe even to usurp the mini-donuts! They are subtly, sweetly minty scented, like toothpaste.” w/ photos

“Sometimes we need to add a little something to freshen things up. A dog here, a basketball net there. Anything to make the inevitable disaster just that little bit more comical. Keep reading for FAIL feats the likes of which you’d never dare dream.” w/ photos