“If you didn’t already feel weird enough watching two guys pretend to feel passionately about each other as an excuse to roll around half-naked together, adding a inflatable dummy to the mix should make you feel just awkward enough to find another interest.”
“I just had an argument with a girl I know. She was saying how it’s unfair that if a guy fucks a different girl every week, he’s a legend, but if a girl fucks just two guys in a year, she’s a slut. So in response I told her that if a key opens lots of locks, then it’s a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it’s a shitty lock. That shut her up.” w/ text
“Paint your house twice as fast and get very clean lines with this simple trick. Fast way to paint around doors, windows, ceilings, baseboards, crown molding, cathedral ceilings, vaulted ceilings, and chair rail. If you’re tired of getting up and down a ladder all day, you need to watch this video.”
“Exclusively designed encased Gold Lux Foosball table. A table suited for a king. All metal parts on the Gold Lux Foosball are gilded in comparison to the Lux Minimalist Foosball. The tables can also have a company or team logo on the sides or playing field. Rods in stainless steel and ESG unbreakable glass.” w/ photos
“Consider the farm-fresh egg, the pristine symbol of the simple days of pre-industrial farming. People love them, but there’s a problem: They seem to be getting harder to peel. And though I’ve messily discovered this on my own, there’s some science to back this idea up. Here in food-crazed San Francisco, fresh eggs are everywhere. After purchasing some of these just-collected treasures for hard boiling, I found it nearly impossible to peel off their shells without pockmarking them. My once-beautiful eggs ended up with more craters than the moon. It couldn’t be my fault, I told myself. I’d been hard-boiling eggs for decades, most intensively during a six-month egg-salad kick in ninth grade. I got my technique down and everything. What happened, then?… It’s time to find out.” w/ photos
“USB Racing Car Mouse II is an optical sensor mouse which with ergonomic and innovative design and easy to be controlled. Get one cool mini racing car on your desk!” w/ photos
“I’m not sure what propels us toward high-calorie food after a night of high-calorie beverages, but I do know that most of us tend to base our late-night eats on the same three factors—convenience, cheapness, and the greasier, the better. In the light of day, these choices might make us feel bad about ourselves (and worried about our cholesterol levels), but when the drunken munchies hits, all bets are off.” w/ photos