“People are breathing a sigh of relief today for the long-suffering spectators’ sudden deaths, and for the total elimination of the Clippers’ roster off the face of the earth.” — The Onion
“Japan, 1997: Meet Tomorrow Kun… the world’s first volleybot.”
“Barcode Jesus ’subway’ style print on 100% cotton t-shirt. The image is full of detail. Available in men’s sizes small to 2X-large. In stock and ready to ship today.” w/ photos
“Body art is an art form that stretches back thousands of years, although for one American artist, it is as relevant today as it ever was. Craig Tracy paints stunning images on people’s bodies before photographing them in unique poses. The resulting collection of masterpieces could be regarded as some of the best body painting in the world by an artist at the top of his game. ‘It is an emerging art form that is continuing to grow, yet it is the second oldest visual art in the world, next to drawing in the dirt,’ said 42-year-old Mr Tracy. I enjoy sharing something and showing people art that is exciting.” w/ photos
“Sit back, relax, and enjoy the fire (and the view!) while the sexy Jingle Belles keep you warm and cozy on a cold winters night. The Jingle Belles DVD contains a real wood-burning fireplace tended by the Jingle Belles, who are busy getting ready for the holidays. These sexy ladies appear, and they stoke the fire and warm themselves by the heat of the roaring flames. The girls even add logs to keep the fire burning all night long!”
“Making your own Bible can not only be satisfying; it can guarantee your entry ticket into heaven or whatever afterlife you create! Follow these simple steps to make your own physical manifestation of your deity’s (deities’) words.” w/ subtle blasphemies
“A device that smells human fear is being developed by British scientists and could soon be sniffing out anxious terrorists. The technology relies on recognizing a pheromone – or scent signal – produced in sweat when a person is scared. Researchers hope the ‘fear detector’ will make it possible to identify individuals at check points who are up to no good. Terrorists with murder in mind, drug smugglers, or criminals on the run are likely to be very fearful of being discovered. However calm they might appear on the surface, their bodies could give them away. Although the research is at an early stage, the aim is to develop a prototype device in the next two to three years.” w/ photo
“The bystander effect is the somewhat controversial name given to a social psychological phenomenon in cases where individuals do not offer help in an emergency situation when other people are present. The probability of help has in the past been thought to be inversely proportional to the number of bystanders. In other words, the greater the number of bystanders, the less likely it is that any one of them will help. This list describes the prototype of the effect and cites nine particularly heinous examples.” w/ photos
