Wrangler Really Tiny Jean Shorts
11/16/09 - Hilarious
“Get out there and play like a real man!”
Best TV Contest Winner Reaction
11/16/09 - Hilarious
“Proof that the Today Show drugs its guests.” — CH
Mechanical Horse Of Steel
11/16/09 - Pretty Cool
“A mechanical horse that trots and gallops on steel-pipe legs, under the impulse of a gasoline engine, is the recent product of an Italian inventor. With this horse, he declares, children may be trained to ride. The iron Dobbin is said to canter along a road or across a rough field with equal ease. Its design recalls the attempts of inventors, before the days of the automobile, to imitate nature and produce a mechanical steed capable of drawing a wagon.” w/ photo
Edible Bacon Lamp
11/16/09 - Deliciousness
“Long gone are the days bacon was just something that made you go ‘om nom nom’ as you shoved it down your throat, now it’s used to create virtually anything, even a night lamp… I wonder if the lightbulb actually cooks the bacon as you use the nightlamp to read a book or something. After you finish, you can just eat the bacon as a late snack and go to sleep a happy man. How awesome is that?!” w/ photos
Awesome Hook-Up
11/16/09 - Hilarious
“I used the same technique whenever I seduce my ex-girlfriend from 2002.”
Women’s Wrap Boot
11/16/09 - Neat Products
“Women’s Wrap Boot… elastic wrap extending from the ankle, velcro closure, 100% cotton canvas upper, eva sole with textured bottom for improved traction. For every pair you purchase, Toms will donate a pair of shoes to a child in need.” w/ photos
Top 9 Most Underrated Funny Songs
11/16/09 - Top Lists
“Weird Al Yankovic has been parodying pop music since back in the days when people still paid for it. When we found out he was willing to do something for Cracked.com in line with his recently released double album, we asked him if he might want to write something about underrated funny songs or even better tell us the stories behind songs he wanted to parody, but couldn’t. To our surprise, he did both.” w/ photos + videos
