Crazy Serbian Drives Around In Half Car
“He’s not wearing a seat belt. That’s dangerous you know.” — mlivsey
“He’s not wearing a seat belt. That’s dangerous you know.” — mlivsey
“What can I say? Here’s a human with too much time on his hea… hands.”

“An 11-year-old girl became one of the world’s youngest mothers – and went into labour on the way to her wedding. Kordeza Zhelyazkova, from Sliven in Bulgaria, was still wearing her wedding dress and tiara as she was rushed to hospital, where she gave birth to 5lb 8oz Violeta. Proudly displaying her baby, she told reporters: ‘I’m not going to play with toys any more – I have a new toy now. Kordeza – who fell pregnant within two weeks of her 11th birthday – spent the night in hospital with Violeta and then headed back to church for her wedding with 19-year-old Jeliazko Dimitrov. Kordeza told the News of the World: ‘It feels strange to be a mum and have a baby. ‘I used to play with my toys but now she is my new toy. ‘She is so beautiful, I love her. Violeta is the child and I must grow up. I am not going back to school – I am a mother now.” w/ photos

“A US restaurant has broken the world record for the largest meatball. Matthew Mitnitsky, the owner of Nonni’s Italian Eatery in Concord, New Hampshire, said his 222.5lb meatball had been verified by Guinness World Records. Mr Mitnitsky said he wanted “to bring the meatball back to the East Coast.” w/ photos
“I’m gonna get an STD and sign up. Maybe I’ll find love… or more genitals warts.”

“Whether you use them to display your support of no-holds-barred capitalism or see them as one of the few investments in US currency that might increase in value, nothing says baller like money buttons. Skip picking out the band or the slogan that suits your mood and get straight to the point. Made from real dollar bills, these buttons measure one inch in diameter and are equipped with durable steel backings and brass pin attachments. Sold in a set of four that comes in a clear protective envelope, signed and dated by the artist.” w/ photos

“Colombian drug lord Pablo Escobar burnt more than $1.5m to keep his daughter warm during a single night on the run, it has emerged. The infamous cocaine baron lit a bonfire using wads of U.S. dollars at a mountain hideout while he was being hunted by authorities, his son has claimed. Sebastian Marroqumn, who has changed his name from Juan Pablo Escobar, said his father burnt the notes when he realized daughter Manuela was suffering from hypothermia. They also used the fire, fueled using $2million dollars to prepare food.” w/ photos

“We’ve certainly never associated good life lessons with these nefarious creatures. But nevertheless, there may be a few to glean. What can Dracula, Frankenstein, the Wolf Man and others movie monsters teach us about morality?” w/ photos