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“These are actually real, they replaced depends for older people.”
“These are actually real, they replaced depends for older people.”

“Here’s the deal, my extremely talented good friend Nicolas Girard was returning to his native France for good. So what does he do with his remaining time here in Canada? Why he decides to build his friend the most awesome joystick ever! And so the NEStickle was born!… Now Nicolas was kind enough to provide some work-in-progress pics for your viewing enjoyment! And here they are.” w/ videos

“With these lightweight traction aids, an easy way out of a snowbank is right in your trunk. The tough, non-woven fiber grips snow or ice and instantly gives tires a dry, non-slippery surface to work with. Snow shakes off easily and the non-absorbent material dries quickly. Store them flat in your trunk, where they’ll provide a grippy, aerated base for other items.” w/ photos
“Obama’s home teleprompter malfunctions during family dinner… Officials say the President’s home teleprompter is simply a tool to make sure pillow talk with Michelle or conversations with his Mother-In-Law go smoothly.” — The Onion
“Toshiba’s new Space Chair ad was inspired by a sub culture of scientists and artists who send objects to the edge of space using weather balloons. Grey London collaborated with a number of talented individuals, including British artist Simon Faithfull, to re-create the concept of launching a generic chair into space, and by using their own HD cameras, to demonstrate how Toshiba technology can take something ordinary and make it extraordinary.”

“Would you like to get some tips on how to draw a face? What about watching how-to tutorials? While searching YouTube.com we’ve found a lot of video tutorials on drawing human faces. [Here] you’ll find the most comprehensive of them. As a child you could draw a lot of faces as you saw them with your own eyes and your simple understanding of details and proportions. And today we suggest you to watch 11 video tutorials and learn how to draw a human face properly. If you don’t mind this, then start watching and improve your drawing skills.” w/ videos

“Many of you reading this article right now can’t imagine a world before the Internet. Either you were too young, or the Web has entangled itself so completely into your everyday life that the very wiring of your brain has adjusted accordingly. But the world hasn’t changed as much as we think. In fact, many of the things we think of as being unique to the Internet generation pre-date it by decades.” w/ photos