Kickass Tauntaun Costume
“And I thought they smelled bad on the outside…”
“I flipped my dreadlocks in front of an exceptional high-speed camera shooting on the low end of its abilities; a mere 6,800fps.” — T.Bias

“This is a 9 inch vinyl football with the image of the series 2006 NCD $100 design. Now you can have a blast as you pass the buck.” w/ photo
“Finally, a restaurant that serves all the communion wafers you can eat!”

“This very creative chair allows you to uniquely store approximately 200 to 300 books. It is composed of bent plywood and includes a felt cushion.” w/ photos

“This is one of those bags where you take one look at it and think, “This would be PERFECT for so-and-so!”. Don’t we all have friends or family who are obsessed with money? What a great gag gift!” w/ photos

“They were designed to be the fastest, most responsive, and best-equipped transport vehicles in the history of mankind, but their sheer bulkiness and lack of seduction makes them impervious to one thing… you can see them from outer f***ng space.” w/ photos