Stuffed Animal Dog Show Fail
11/17/09 - Hilarious
“No stuffed animals were harmed in the making of this video, only living human beings.” — CH
Black Rhino Kiss Hoodie
11/17/09 - Neat Products
“A tribute to Kiss, one of the most recognized American rock bands… and bassist Gene Simmons’ who constantly flaunted his impossibly long tongue. Zips all the way up to reveal a fully-made up Gene Simmons demon character with tongue graphic, PVC inserts and elbow patches. Split kangaroo pocket, rib knit sleeve cuffs and hem. Large Kiss logo across the back.” w/ photos
Hamster-Themed Hotel
11/17/09 - Odd Articles
“It’s a unique concept according to its creators, a hotel in the French town of Nantes is offering the chance for people to become a hamster. For 99 euros a night, you can eat hamster grain, run in a giant wheel, sleep in hay stacks in the what is called the ‘Hamster Villa’. Maud and Sebastien are the first ones to experience how hamsters live, not afraid at the thought of sleeping in hay or feeding on a hamster fountain and special grain. It’s a unique experience and, the guests say, just something different.” w/ photos
Inside The Mind Of A Sudoku Master
11/17/09 - Interesting
“Sudoku whiz Thomas Snyder squares off against his friend and former puzzle champ at the National Sudoku Championship in Philadelphia.” w/ video
Hanging Up The Phone
11/17/09 - Hilarious
“This is how real men hang up the phone. None of this pushing a button and putting it back in your pocket nonsense.”
People No Longer Trusted To Dispense Ketchup
11/17/09 - Hilarious
“In an effort to cut condiment expenses and address the gluttony, waste, and utter lack of self-restraint exhibited by Americans, officials from the fast food industry announced Monday a new policy prohibiting all customers from dispensing their own ketchup. “We thought our patrons were responsible enough to handle a self-service ketchup pump,” said McDonald’s CEO James A. Skinner, who claimed that fast food industry leaders were partially to blame for overestimating the maturity of the American public. “However, after watching the way you disgusting people behave when entrusted with a little independence, it’s clear that we made a terrible mistake.” “Unlimited access to ketchup is a privilege,” Skinner continued, “not a right.” According to representatives from the nation’s six largest fast food chains, Americans use more than $18 million worth of ketchup per year, with nearly $7 million of the tomato-based condiment ending up smeared on the backs of chairs, on nearby tables, or in the hair of small children, and in some cases simply spilt in large, repulsive puddles on the floor.” w/ photos
Top 6 Ridiculous Military Invasion Attempts
11/17/09 - Top Lists
“They say truth is stranger than fiction, because fiction has to make some kind of sense whereas the truth can be just as ridiculous as it wants. The history books are filled with stories and anecdotes that most people would write off as sounding like something from a Monty Python skit if it weren’t for the evidence that it actually happened. With that in mind we present the six most ludicrous invasions in the history of warfare.” w/ photos
