Ninja Turtle Jesus

August 18, 2008

“Instead of going to church on Sunday a few months back I very selfishly decided to make some extra needed income at the local flea market. As I took a break from my booth to do some personal shopping I came across an old lady selling turtle shells. I had never seen anyone selling these things before, so I curiously scattered through the box of hand size turtle shells to see why the heck someone would buy a hollowed out turtle in the first place. So I grabbed a couple of shells and looked at them. I wasn’t too interested until I put them down belly side up and I noticed a silhouette of a face… JESUS… the Shroud of Turin Jesus was looking right at me.” w/ photos

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