Israel Intercepts Massive Rock Shipment
02/21/09 - Hilarious
“Israeli troops patrolling the border of the Gaza Strip breathed a sigh of relief Monday as state-of-the-art Israeli customs-searching equipment intercepted a large shipment of rocks bound for Palestinian youth demonstrators. It is believed that the shipment came from a rogue Soviet republic willing to sell rocks to the highest bidder on the international arms market. The value of the shipment—250 crates filled with rocks, pebbles and gravel—is estimated in the neighborhood of 800 million dinar (about $6).” w/ photo
