I’m Nuts About You

“So how do you retain your cool and express your amorous intentions without looking like a lovesick puppy? No, you don’t tattoo ‘I Luv U’ on your forehead; you present the supremely chic ‘I’m Nuts About You!’ Keychain. Gorgeously crafted in bronze and silver, with genuine gold-plated nuts (what!), this stylish little keyring/keepsake has been specifically designed for all you prospective sweethearts with a penchant for rugged yet romantic gifts. Featuring utilitarian-looking hardware, the ‘I’m Nuts About You!’ Keychain comprises a wing nut, bolt and three little nuts. And as we all know, nuts and bolts are designed to fasten things together. Aw, blessed be! A perfect present for potential partners, long-term lovers, girlfriends, boyfriends, wives, husbands and anyone in between, the ‘I’m Nuts About You!’ Keychain will act as a discreet yet constant reminder of the romantic soul who gave it. And that, dear reader, means you. So get ordering. You’d be nuts (and bolts) not to.” w/ photos
