Grandma Concerned About Dinner Roll Count
11/26/09 - Hilarious

“Local grandmother Eileen Stafford, 78, expressed concern Monday over the number of dinner rolls she should have on hand for this year’s Thanksgiving meal, appearing distressed when discussing the implications of there being either too many or possibly too few. On a recent trip to the supermarket, Stafford reportedly purchased a package of 12 enriched white dinner rolls that was on sale for $1.89, and has since remained torn over whether a second package is necessary. “They’re a little small, and I don’t want anyone to go hungry,” said Stafford, carefully removing the rolls from the grocery bag to examine them more closely. “Of course, I can always give mine away if there’s someone who doesn’t get enough.” w/ photos
