Fraternity’s Harebrained Scheme To Fix Economy
11/18/08 - Hilarious
“The moment we got the bad news, we knew there was only one thing we could do,” said Theta president Peter “Cool Pete” Barrow. “Sneak into the Federal Reserve Bank with two cans of Barbasol and a giant fishing net in order to adjust the overnight lending rate while no one is looking.” w/ photos
