Evidence Of Dasani On Mars
01/01/09 - Hilarious
“The Coca-Cola-sponsored Real Rover has discovered evidence that the surface of Mars was once partially covered by free-flowing Dasani, scientists at NASA’s Jet Propulsion Laboratory announced Monday. The Real Rover’s instruments found signs that cool, refreshing Dasani once drenched the surface of the Red Planet,” said Dr. Marvin Chen, NASA space-science administrator and temporary liaison to Coca-Cola. “This discovery is so exciting, because it indicates that the Red Planet may have once hosted a healthy, active, fun-filled microscopic life. You see, Dasani would have been as vital to Martian lifeforms as it is to their terrestrial counterparts.” w/ photos
