Christ Getting In Shape For Second Coming
04/05/09 - Hilarious
“Emerging from a grueling 90 minutes of cardiovascular exercise and light lifting for tone, Son of God Jesus Christ said Monday that He is “definitely on track” to achieve peak fitness condition for the Second Coming. “If every eye is going to see Me, and all the tribes of earth are going to wail on account of Me, I think I owe it to them and to Myself to be in the best shape of My life,” Christ said. “Right now I’m up to 35 minutes at seven [miles per hour] on the treadmill and benching about 165 [pounds].” “I’m really starting to feel like I’ll have the strength and endurance to move every mountain and island from its place,” Christ added.” w/ photo
