I Have Diabetes: The Song
“Don’t feel bad for laughing at him. He did this to himself… he had it coming.”
Lightning Strike Nearly Hits Dancer
“This guy decides to go dancing in the rain when suddenly a bolt of lightning nearly ruined his day.”
I Love Lunch: The Musical
“For our latest mission, seven undercover agents staged a spontaneous musical during lunch at the Trump Tower atrium. The mission was filmed for a segment on The Today Show and includes a cameo from Ann Curry. The music was amplified live in the space.”
Grass Skiing
“Confucius say ‘Man who ski behind car will get exhausted!’ Confucius also say ‘Man who ski in front of car will get tired!” — Nemesis
The Brain Bank
“Visit the brian bank at Harvard, the world’s largest repository where more than 7,000 human brains are donated, stored, and used for research.”
Super High Dive From Hotel Balcony
“I guess he was too lazy to walk down the stairs.”
Russian Journalist Throws Shoe At Mayor
“Seems it’s becoming quite fashionable now throwing a shoe at dignitaries. This one involves a Russian journo and the Samara Mayor who just doesn’t fit the journo’s ideal candidate for a mayor, who accuses him of colluding with local gangs and taking bribes.”
Clothing For Werewolves
“There are so many options for a fashionable werewolf these days.”
