Built A Time Machine To Kill Hitler
“You know that roommate who gets an iPhone, and brags about this ‘great piece of technology’ but he only ever uses it for stupid crap like cats playing piano? It’s that with a time machine.”
Romanian Lady Goes Crazy On Live TV
“Not surprisingly, she’s one of the top talk show hosts in Romania. She comes second in ratings only to Glenn Beck.”
Glottal Opera
“In place of a joke here, I will explain that this is four people’s larynx openings singing opera, filmed from inside their throats.” — CH
Heavy Metal Conan O’Briens
“A band of mongoloid looking Conan O’briens singing about Conan. Big points in the creepy department.” — dfenczak
Sea Blobs Of The Mediterranean Sea
“Oh no! The fifties B-movies were right!” — sprunk
Cross Country Snowboarding
“Meet Joel and Tate, the world’s most dedicated Nordic Snowboarders.”
I Have Diabetes: The Song
“Don’t feel bad for laughing at him. He did this to himself… he had it coming.”
