Peruvian Guinea Pig Festival
“Contestants at the festival cook up their guinea pigs in a variety of ways and then dress them in costumes to impress the judges. Festival visitor Juan Rojas said: “Guinea pig meat is very nourishing and contains lots of vitamins and other things.” According to estimates, Peruvians eat almost 65 million guinea pigs a year.”
The Fresh Prince Of Gotham
The Dark Knight + Fresh Prince of Bel-Air = The Fresh Prince Of Gotham
The White House Scam
“The Hustlers demonstrate how to get a refund on an item that you keep… sounds confusing huh?”
Eating At The Movies
“Phil and Sandy are going to try to eat and cook like they do at home, but while watching a film at the movie theater. Since food at the theater concession stand is priced as if the popcorn was buttered with gold, The Fat Guys have a plan to sneak in tons of goodies!”
Not Giving A Fuck
A commercial by Jon Lajoie. The same SOB who brought you “Everyday Normal Guy”, “2 Girls 1 Cup Song” and “Show Me Your Genitals”.
Flexible Bikini Babe
My ex-girlfriend from 2004 used to do this before we went to bed every night. Just Kidding! It was before we went to eat breakfast.
Dog Vs. Killer Whale
Killer whale tries to socialize with a dog but the mutt gives the whale a piece of his mind… bark.
Goat Slams Kid
“This kid was having a good time playing with the animals at a petting zoo when suddenly this old goat decides to slam him from behind.”
Unicycle Basketball
In a few years, Unicycle Basketball will become the world’s number #1 sport among college dropouts… I think.
Xtreme Catapulting
“Two friends plan an incredible stunt on a construction site: One of them films, the other men sneaks up to a huge compaction crane. He places a selfmade catapult next to the crane. The weight rushes down and the force hurls the guy high up into the sky.”
