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Bucket Of Cow Puss

“Daaaayyyyyyyyyummmmmm!!!”

Real-Life Ram-Bo

“This hapless sheep has become a real life ‘ram-bo’ after inadvertently abseiling down a hill when its horn became snagged on an electricity wire. The unfortunate sheep was spotted bleating for help more than 15 feet above the ground next to an telegraph pole. Amazed onlookers watched the ram descend from a grazing pasture – apparently accidentally – while dangling from a live wire. Luckily he did not catch the current from the wire. The drama unravelled at the small town of Helgoysund on the Norwegian coast on Wednesday. Tourists at the scene mounted a rescue attempt and eventually roped him to pull him back to ground level in little over an hour. Bemused spectators suggested he may have been trying to take the fast route down to a herd of ewes grazing in the field below. Marita Vestersjo Landsnes, aged 13, caught the calamity on her camera phone. The schoolgirl said she couldn’t believe her eyes when she saw the sheep sliding down the live wire.” w/ photos

Piledriver From Top Of A Ladder

“Scorpion destroys Joey Balls with a mind-blowing tombstone piledriver from the top of a ladder during a tag team championship ladder match. Yes, you have to see it.” — Total Wrestling Federation

Python Swallows Boar

“I’m glad my python never got big enough to eat anything bigger than rats and chicken legs.” — darkktty

Puppy Swallows 10-Inch Toy

“Puppies are know for chewing and eating on everything and anything. But Betty the bull terrier must have regretted her greed and curiosity after she swallowed a 10-inch plastic arrow that was almost as long as herself. Thankfully, the Staffordshire bull terrier survived after undergoing emergency surgery to remove the item after it became lodged halfway through her body from the oesophagus to her small intestine.” w/ photos

Failed Satellite Launch

“The video shows a Delta II rocket with a $45 million dollar GPS satellite self-destruct over the launch pad. This was the only outright failure of a Delta II rocket. The second part of the video (@ 3:35) shows footage from near the launch pad and the resulting damage.”

Unbelievable Vertical Jump

“Keith Eloi jumps into a flatbed truck from ground level… while wearing socks with sandals. Beat that, Mudafucka!”

Dog Gets Botfly In The Worst Spot

“One extended word… aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!” — Infinitedee76

2 Girls 1 Cyst

“No matter where you stand on the current health care controversy, we can all agree on one thing: amateur surgery is gross.”

The Indestructible Man

“BMEzine’s Shannon Larratt has given us exclusive photos of ‘FK’, otherwise known as The Indestructible Man. Says Shannon: “His personal play involves intense body insertions with dramatically large (and often unorthodox) objects, as well as other play and body modification activities. Due to an abnormally well-developed immune system, he is able to push the limits of “if it feels good, do it” farther than most.” w/ photos