Top 7 Semi-Retarded Ads For Your Penis

“If you’re a guy, you think your penis is awesome, and you should. Sadly, females have become fairly choosy in modern society when it comes to the size of the flesh rocket they want to be pounded by. Some of us who measure in at less than average have turned a curious eye when we see something guaranteed to make ‘it’ bigger and better. Here are 7 somewhat laughable ads that make the less than average man, perform like a stallion.” w/ videos
Top 10 Foreign Horror Classics

“There are too many to list, but here is a global look at ten of the scariest movies, released outside of the U.S., in recent years.” w/ video
Top 15 Kids Toys Turned Cakes

“Turn on any food channel and you’ll find a show about outrageous cake designs. This makes it hard to present little ones with a plain old sheet cake. Let’s face it, Fudgey the Whale just won’t cut it today. These Kids Toys Cakes are bound to provide some inspiration for your child’s next birthday… or perhaps even your own.” w/ photos
Top 12 Cardboard Artists

“Cardboard is a mundane material, so often cast off and thrown away or recycled – but these 12 artists have transformed it into objects that are anything but disposable. From expressive little faces made of toilet paper tubes to an entire cardboard city, these works of art range from temporary installations to durable sculptures that are imaginative and eco-friendly.” w/ photos
Top 10 Modern Human Addictions

“Many people consider that an addiction must be physiological, but it has become very common these days to see the term used for anything which becomes obsessive. Thus one can become addicted to pornography, gaming, and all manner of unrelated (and definitely not physiological) things. This list looks at ten of the most common addictions of modern man.” w/ photos
Top 10 Doomsday Cults

“Apocalypticism, the belief that the world will end soon, is found in practically every religion on the planet. The Romans were periodically gripped by panics involving the prophesied downfall of Rome throughout their history, and early Christians believed they were living in the End Times with as much zeal as modern American evangelists. The following are 10 doomsday cults that still exist.” w/ photos
Top 12 Wackiest Condoms

“Formally dressed in a tuxedo or supporting the US president, meet some weird ways to play safe.” w/ photos
Top 15 Weird Necklaces

“Ah, the humble necklace. Perhaps one reason the necklace has proven to be such a timeless form of jewelry is its versatility – anything that can be worn around the neck or hang from a chain makes a fine necklace. Of course, where there’s room for creative, people will always put some unique spins on a simple idea.” w/ photos
Top 10 Mythological Shapeshifting Creatures

“Shapeshifting is a common theme in mythology and folklore. Many legendary creatures have this ability, which is represented in a full body transformation. It enables the creature to trick, deceive, hunt, and kill humans. Throughout history many murder sprees have been attributed to the presence of these beings. As Halloween is just around the corner, this list might help to give you all some ideas for a costume if you are going to a party.” w/ photos
Top 8 Non-Sexual Porn Websites

“Let’s face it, dudes (and some ladies) really like to look at stuff. There’s something about obsessively running your eyes over an object that really lights up the part of the brain responsible for creepiness. For a lot of people, the undressed human body is perfect for eyeing, ogling, and just plain staring at. But for some people, the body doesn’t quite cut it.” w/ photos
