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Top 10 Least Stealthy Superhero Vehicles

11/18/09 - Top Lists

“They were designed to be the fastest, most responsive, and best-equipped transport vehicles in the history of mankind, but their sheer bulkiness and lack of seduction makes them impervious to one thing… you can see them from outer f***ng space.” w/ photos

Top 6 Ridiculous Military Invasion Attempts

11/17/09 - Top Lists

“They say truth is stranger than fiction, because fiction has to make some kind of sense whereas the truth can be just as ridiculous as it wants. The history books are filled with stories and anecdotes that most people would write off as sounding like something from a Monty Python skit if it weren’t for the evidence that it actually happened. With that in mind we present the six most ludicrous invasions in the history of warfare.” w/ photos

Top 14 Ridiculous Fines In The U.S

11/17/09 - Top Lists

“Society functions on a set of rules and regulations that are typically designed for our benefit and well-being as a community – whether we like them or not, laws are in place to promote the greater good. However, every so often a nit-picky law is put in place that makes little sense to the greater public concern.” w/ photos

Top 8 Online Fads Invented Decades Ago

11/17/09 - Top Lists

“Many of you reading this article right now can’t imagine a world before the Internet. Either you were too young, or the Web has entangled itself so completely into your everyday life that the very wiring of your brain has adjusted accordingly. But the world hasn’t changed as much as we think. In fact, many of the things we think of as being unique to the Internet generation pre-date it by decades.” w/ photos

Top 7 Totally Sweet Enemy Spacecraft

11/16/09 - Top Lists

“One of the coolest things about science fiction is the fact that its ultimately judged by how far it pushes the limits of our imagination. It’s quite a pure medium in that way: if you fail to elicit “oohs” and “aahs,” then your art was unsuccessful. Like a baker’s chocolate chip cookies, the enemy’s spacecraft is perhaps the single most significant barometer of a sci-fi flick’s inventiveness. How indestructible, how injurious, how awe-inspiringly massive can their alien technology be? Here’s a list of some enemy spacecraft that have truly wowed us.” w/ videos

10 Worst Cross-Dressing Disguises In Movies

11/16/09 - Top Lists

“In modern society, men who dress up as women rarely do it to fool anyone. At least, we have to assume that because they’re doing an absolutely awful job otherwise. In these ten works of fiction, the cross-dressers are doing no better, yet all of them managed to fool dozens of unsuspecting dupes.” w/ photos

Top 9 Most Underrated Funny Songs

11/16/09 - Top Lists

“Weird Al Yankovic has been parodying pop music since back in the days when people still paid for it. When we found out he was willing to do something for Cracked.com in line with his recently released double album, we asked him if he might want to write something about underrated funny songs or even better tell us the stories behind songs he wanted to parody, but couldn’t. To our surprise, he did both.” w/ photos + videos

Top 9 Cartoons With Seriously Sad Deaths

11/15/09 - Top Lists

“Sure, it’s sad to see real people fake-die in movies and on TV, but there’s something about cartoons biting the drawn dust that can get to the best of us. Here’s 9 toons with deaths that hit us a little too hard. We’ve kept the names out of the entry titles, but we’re not liable for any more secrets contained herein.” w/ photos

Top 10 Delicious Foods To Eat When Drunk

11/15/09 - Top Lists

“I’m not sure what propels us toward high-calorie food after a night of high-calorie beverages, but I do know that most of us tend to base our late-night eats on the same three factors—convenience, cheapness, and the greasier, the better. In the light of day, these choices might make us feel bad about ourselves (and worried about our cholesterol levels), but when the drunken munchies hits, all bets are off.” w/ photos

Top 7 Foods That Will Kick Your Ass

11/14/09 - Top Lists

“It’s absolutely nuts that people will eat products that are rotting, bug-infested, still kicking and screaming, or just plain poisonous and call it cuisine. Some of these so-called delicacies are dangerous, while some can leave you feeling like you’ve done 10 rounds. But no matter what it does, it’ll be a meal you’ll never forget.” w/ photos