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The Walk-Through Colon

“It’s not every day that you can pass through a colon.”

Salami Fighting Association

“Annoyed by the constant deliveries of parcels containing only bacon, tape and a salami nunchaku? Watch this and you will understand.”

The Spark Scooter

“The all time best selling scooter in the world just got a whole lot hotter! Introducing the Spark Scooter from Razor.”

Toe Wrestling World Championships

“Lisa ‘Twinkle Toes’ Shenton and Alan ‘Nasty’ Nash are now Toe Wrestling World Champions.”

Genital Saddle Chair

“I wouldn’t want to get my huevos caught in that scissoring apparatus with all my weight riding on it.” — incekt

Too Tall To Go To Jail

“A 7ft 4in criminal begged a judge not to send him to jail – because he is too tall. Christopher Lister said he feared being bullied over his height by other prisoners. The 21-year-old, who is registered disabled, also suffers from back pain without a bed and doorways tailored to his frame. But his pleas were in vain and he was jailed for 11 months for a string of vehicle-related offences. Richard Wright, representing him, told the court that prison would be difficult for Lister ‘not just because of his health, which is linked to his size, but you know the type of environment that exists in prison and you know that those who stand out are prone to bullying and intimidation.” w/ photo

Tattooed Hair

“Toupees. The combover. Now, a head tattoo? If a UK company has its way, men suffering from hair loss will turn to needles and ink to mask their baldness. Birmingham, England-based HiStyl uses what it describes as “a mild form of medical tattooing” to simulate the look of shaved or closely cropped hair. The company announced via its blog that representatives will travel to San Francisco and Florida this summer to market the technique. The procedure, which HiStyl calls “hair follicle replication,” takes three hours to complete and requires an additional follow-up session. Clients shave or cut their hair in order to blend the tattoos with their natural follicles.” w/ photos

The Stupidest Awesome Car

“This Ford Model A at Billetproof is the lowest vehicle we’ve ever seen. It’s so low you can’t get a foot under the frame. We’re pretty sure it’s being naturally clearanced. And that’s just the start.” w/ photos

1948 Davis Delta Car

“Put aside for a moment that the one-wheel-in-front, three-wheeled car setup is inherently unstable, because when a car like the 1948 Davis Delta has this much wacky style, staying wheels-down is highly overrated.” w/ photos + video

Ferrari Guy For Hire

“This Chicago-based refugee from an 80s hair band will rent you his services as a chauffeur in his gold-embellished Ferrari F360 for $300 an hour. Or even his Cadillac Eldorado at $250 an hour. We dub thee — Ferrari Guy.” w/ photos