Convertible Sport Bike

“Introducing Rocketshields! The first detachable hardtop canopy/windshield designed and custom fit for the sport bike class.” w/ photos
Parked Car Award

Someone gave an award to a parked car for kicks and giggles. w/ photos
Teachers Panned For Shouting

“Teachers are under scrutiny for shouting while trying to control students in the classroom and playground.” w/ photos
Human Car Wash

“Developed in 1969 during the cold war, the inventor suggests the Human Car Wash can be built into a mobile trailer to cope with the mass bathing requirements after an atomic bomb.” w/ photo
Armpit Shirts

“The stains were collected over a ten-day period by clothing sorters, and represent the thickest, pastiest, crustiest armpit stains that the working classes of New York have to offer.” w/ photos
Brides Scramble Up Cake Slice
“Brides gather in New York’s Times Sqaure to climb up a cake slice for a 25,000 dollar prize.”
Packed In Spray Foam Insulation

Some dude’s night stand came packed in spray foam insulation and he’s not happy… I think. w/ photos



