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Germ Free Remotes

“Simply insert the remote control in the top of the bag opening. Then seal the bag with the seal closure. All bags are made from clear high clarity polypropylene recyclable material. Every bag we manufacture is custom made for each customer’s remote dimensions. All we need is the measurements and the business logo. We will do the rest! After your business receives the bags simply have your hotel staff place a new bag over each remote control before every new customer arrives. Your customers will appreciate your efforts and will remember this next time they book their trip. Help reduce the spread of germs in your rooms and order today!” w/ photos

Man Castrates Himself

“It is a man’s worst nightmare but for Colombian farmer Luis Alfonso Sanchez it seemed the logical thing to do. The 40-year-old decided to castrate himself to avoid cheating on his wife who refused to have sex with him. Mr Sanchez had performed the act on many of his animals in the past and believed the procedure would be as easy for him saying: “I’ve castrated pigs, cats, dogs and three days later they are healed. “I thought that’s what it was going to be like with me. I had practice with animals, so I went ahead, put some pressure on it, and cut them to remove them by force!”

The Worst Present Ever?

“And you thought getting socks was bad.”

How To Behave During A Traffic Stop

“That’s the same EXACT reaction I get from my wife when I come home from work.” — C.S.F

Brave Little Rat

“Despite the fact that a bloody war in Mozambique ended 13 years ago, the land is still covered with hundreds of thousands of mines and other explosive devices, because of which the past 20 years, nearly a million civilians were killed. Scientists have invented a new solution – the rats as engineers. African marsupials are able to explore 100 square meters for half an hour (accuracy to locate explosives – 100 percent), and a man – only 50 for the whole day. Besides the content of rodents much cheaper than dogs, for example.” w/ photos

Couple Get Married On Ostriches

“Dress? Check. Rings? Check. Ostriches?… ummm check.”

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“The 40 Year Old Virgin Who Knocked Up Sarah Marshall and Felt Superbad About It. The movie appears to be a parody of Judd Apatows film.”

Condom Santa

“A model Father Christmas made out of condoms has gone on display in Bangkok. Insert your own joke about ‘bulging sacks’ here… It is not known exactly how the condom Santa plans to find out who’s been naughty or nice.” w/ photo

Worst Electric Car Ever

“The Hammerhead Eagle i-Thrust (believe us, you’ll have no reason to remember the name) was even put through its paces by Autocar magazine. We won’t spoil the details for you, but if you want a conclusion, this one’s pretty unequivocal: ‘there’s a really good chance you could kill yourself’ riding in this car.” w/ photo + video

New Teen Craze: Ball Tapping

“Fine example of natural selection happening with the kids who stand there and let someone kick them in the nuts.”