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Cow Advertising

“Running out of places to advertise?”

51 Operations To Look Like Queen Nefertiti

“Her transformation began more than 20 years ago after she decided that in a past life she had lived as Queen Nefertiti. During that time Nileen Namita has spent $200,000 on her face in order to turn herself into a living sculpture of the ancient Egyptian. The mother of three has had 51 cosmetic surgery operations – including eight nose jobs, three chin implants, one eyebrow lift, three facelifts, six mini facelifts, two lip surgeries, five eye surgeries and 20 minor tweaks – in her efforts to recreate herself in the image of the ‘Beauty of the Nile’. Miss Namita, a 49-year-old artist from Brighton, says her quest for perfection isn’t over yet and plans further surgery, describing her face as a ‘work in progress’. She began her transformation in 1987 after deciding that in a past life she had lived as Nefertiti. She said: ‘Throughout my childhood and teen years I had constant vivid dreams of this ancient queen.” w/ photos

The Plastic Oven

“Plastic Oven is the latest use of the wonder synthetic. It offers considerable advantages for the housewife, chiefly in reducing possibility of burnt steaks, roasts, cakes, etc. Model shown is British.” w/ photo

Weird Clothing Inventions

“A collection of unusual technological developments from the world of fashion.”

Crank Operated Hedge Cutters

“Time and effort required to trim hedges is reduced to an absolute minimum by the use of a new hedge trimming device now available. The clipper is operated by turning a crank with the hands, as demonstrated in the photo above.” w/ photo

Amusement Park Bans B.O.

“A Surrey theme park is banning visitors from putting their hands in the air while riding its rollercoasters in hot weather following complaints about body odor. The new rule will apply when the temperature goes above 25C at the Thorpe Park in Chertsey where ‘Say no to BO’ signs will tell visitors to keep their arms down, reports the Daily Telegraph. With temperatures expected to reach 29C today, managers expect an excess of perspiration as visitors queue to go on rides. Wardens on the rides will also remind people to consider their fellow passengers and anyone ignoring the warnings will be escorted off.” w/ photo

The Basketball Car

“Apparently it survives well in a crash.”

Ladder In The Ocean

“When we went to the bath house to look over what the scene was at the beach, I saw an unfamiliar object about twenty or thirty yards out into the Gulf of Mexico. It was a ladder. Huh? Yeah, that is what I thought too. As we sat there trying to figure out why a 16-foot ladder was sticking up from the water, we saw a family around it. One by one they would climb up the steps and then dive off. Over and over they repeated this, and the woman who had a point and shoot camera in a zip-lock plastic bag was taking pictures. — Robert La Follette” w/ photos

Underwater Rugby

“While British divers invented underwaterhockey to spend the winter months their continental nemesis – Germany – found diving at winter temperatures equally unpleasant resulting in the invention of underwater rugby. Simply exercising to maintain your physical fitness for only a few months of actual diving a year gets boring eventually, a problem solved creatively by inventing an underwater ball game combining the same physical exercise with team sport.” w/ photos + videos

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