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Laser-Etched Corn Flakes

“Yesterday Helen Lyons, lead food technologist at the company, said: ”In recent years there has been an increase in the number of own brands trying to capitalise on the popularity of Kellogg’s corn flakes. ”We want shoppers to be under absolutely no illusion that Kellogg’s does not make cereal for anyone else. ”We’re constantly looking at new ways to reaffirm this and giving our golden flakes of corn an official stamp of approval could be the answer.” w/ photos

Fan Brushes His Teeth In The Stands

“Some bloke coolly brushing his teeth in the stands during the Chelsea vs. Manchester United game.”

The Beer Spa

“Why not run yourself a nice warm… beer?”

Onion-Shaped Coffin

“An unusual way to leave this world.”

Hummingbird Hat II

“What can I say? Here’s a human with too much time on his hea… hands.”

German Vegetable Orchestra

“Forget what your mom says – you really should play with your food.”

The Wink Glasses

“A Japanese eyewear maker Masunaga Optical employee displays the blinking “Wink Glasses”, which are supposed to help prevent dry-eye when the users concentrate on video gaming or on the Internet. The Wink Glasses, powered by button batteries or USB, have a small sensor to watch how often the user blinks and to make the lens fog when the user keeps his eye open for five seconds without blinking.” w/ 3 slideshow photos

Octomom’s Halloween Costume

“There’s not many people who could provoke a universal shudder by dressing as a pregnant nun for Halloween. But ‘Octomum’ Nadya Suleman has managed it. The mother of fourteen – including her octuplets born in January this year – poked fun at herself as she headed out with her eight IVF babies to celebrate Halloween. The effort of thinking up eight different costumes for the babies was apparently too much for her, however, as she dressed them all the same – as little red devils. Complete with two giant prams draped in spider webs, the familiy made for a bizarre sight as they headed out for some trick or treating in La Habra, California, in the run up to Halloween this week. Ms Suleman is poised to star in her own reality TV show after the saga over her babies’ controversial birth.” w/ photos

Dead Bunny Toss

“The annual pig hunt is a big event in the North Canterbury town of Waiau and one of the highlights used to be the ‘rabbit throw’. However, this year it has been canceled.”

Thief Starts To Cry During Robbery

“If your a thief and robbing people makes you feel bad and start to cry then maybe you should rethink your career path.”