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Barcode Jesus T-Shirt

“Barcode Jesus ’subway’ style print on 100% cotton t-shirt. The image is full of detail. Available in men’s sizes small to 2X-large. In stock and ready to ship today.” w/ photos

Dart Board Pub Table

“With an awesome dartboard design on the tabletop, this pub style table is great for holding your drinks during fierce competition. The tough chromed metal base holds it nice and high, so it’s easy to gather around. When it comes to bar or pub dining room tables, this bistro style design is a real space saver!” w/ photos

Fake Barcode Tattoos

“Some believe barcode tattoos to be a sign of the apocalypse speculated about in the Christian Bible which states people will “receive a mark in their right hand, or in their foreheads: And that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark of the beast”. I personally do not agree with the mythological connection, but imagined what the sinister mark might look like. The barcodes are designed using Code 128 style encryption, so that every tattoo can be scanned… The temporary tattoos are made with medically approved decal paper and each last about a day. To remove you just peel’em off.” w/ photos

The Cowling Bar

“This dynamic bar is sure to win over your guest with a authentic cowling that housed a Pratt & Whitney jet engine that powered the Boeing 747. Each custom fabricated piece includes a 1/2” tempered glass top, supported by mirror polished aluminum stand-offs. Behind the bar includes a hardwood bar counter top with bottom shelves for storage. Available in multiple finishes including mirror polished.” w/ photos

The Horde: T-Shirt

“This design is an homage to a bunch of different zombie related influences: Dawn of the Dead, Shaun of The Dead, The Evil Dead, Left 4 Dead, Resident Evil and MJ’s Thriller.” w/ photos

World’s Smallest Cologne Bottle

“Life is a game—play it with style. A sexy, bold, dynamic fragrance that will invigorate your senses. See it, touch it, smell it. A woody and aromatic fragrance.” w/ photos

Rubik’s Revolution: Titanium Edition

“The Rubik’s Revolution brought the Rubik’s cube into a new century with sound and flashing lights, and this new version makes it even better. Now with textured metal surfaces for better grip, it also features something every gamer loves—a high-score memory. Six games with increasing levels of challenge to match the player’s level.” w/ photos

Skull Pillow Case

“This standard size pillow case is made from fabric from the Alexander Henry collection… No need to drop acid to enjoy the spiral skull design on this pillow. Mahwahahahaha!” w/ photos

When Birds Attack Costume

“Run for cover… When Birds Attack! Try all you like, but there’s no stopping an attack from the skies! Our When Birds Attack costume includes: green dress with a coordinating belt, matching jacket with black birds attached, two wristbands with black birds attached, and attacking bird headpiece.” w/ photos

Pepsi Shampoo

“A geek’s dream existence: Wake up at noon. Wash hair with soda. Wash body with video game controller. Open bag of Cheetos. Play video games. Fight zombies IRL. Sleep. Repeat. This 12-ounce (smaller bottle) refresher is made with with “cola” scented fragrance oil. It even smells like the carbonation is there! Imagine waking up in the morning and washing up with Pepsi. What a FTW way start to the day. Made with moisturizing jojoba oil and almond oil.” w/ photos