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Zipper Shot Glasses

“Half-empty or half-full? Half-opened or half-closed? These zippered shot glasses will certainly get the conversation started. Features hand-painted zipper teeth up the side and an actual zipper-pull affixed midway.” w/ photos

Silly Male Trouser

“My wife doesn’t have sex with me and my mistress left me for another man. As such, I have the worst case of blue balls you’ve ever seen. My testicles are the size of bowling balls! Just going out in public has become a real chore and I’ve had to result in wearing mu mus it’s gotten so bad. That is, until I found the new Simon Slouch! OMG these are the greatest invention of all time for people with huge, blue balls! Your enlarged scrotum will fit nicely into extra large pouch and the nice back pocket flap really enhances the styling. Best of all, they are made of Organic cotton which is really nice because I hate it when my T-Shirt/Man Dress is made from cotton that was NON organic… Ewwwww.” w/ photos

Real Money Soap

“A tidy sum of either $1, $5, $10, $20 or even a $50 bill! You have to use up the soap to collect the cash. Terrific gifts for anyone.” w/ photo

The A-Team Blocks

“Chunk knee-deep in 80’s ‘Retro-Land’. We reckon this A grade tee is destined for cult status and those clever block builders have got this TV gang down to a T.” w/ photos

Snail Necklace

“Snail Necklace is made of printed, pale almond toned plastic which is quite strong, yet wonderfully lightweight! This lovely little snail measures 3.5″ x 1.75″ and swings from a strong, high quality 16″ antiqued silver plated chain.” w/ photos

Twitter Knee-High Stockings

“These are so cool! They are wonderful conversation starters and help you meet new people easily! They are sexy, funny and flirty. Guys love them! Even if you’re not on twitter these socks would make a perfect gift for your friend who is.” w/ photos

The iPod Clock

“This wall clock was created from a recycled Apple ipod and a new quartz drive movement installed. The clock measures roughly 2.5″w x 4″h, and runs on 1 AA battery, included. It will make a great conversation piece on your desk or a special gift for that Mac geek you know who is so hard to shop for.” w/ photos

Shake Me Egg Shaker

“No more eggs splashing out of the bowl as you whisk or beat them. Blend eggs in seconds in the Shake Me egg shaker—so easy and safe, even the kids can help!” w/ photos

Money Buttons

“Whether you use them to display your support of no-holds-barred capitalism or see them as one of the few investments in US currency that might increase in value, nothing says baller like money buttons. Skip picking out the band or the slogan that suits your mood and get straight to the point. Made from real dollar bills, these buttons measure one inch in diameter and are equipped with durable steel backings and brass pin attachments. Sold in a set of four that comes in a clear protective envelope, signed and dated by the artist.” w/ photos

Barcode Dog T-Shirt

“Personalize this Barcode Dog T-Shirt with your pet’s name, birthday, or any other saying up to 15 characters long. Letters, numbers, and spaces are acceptable for the custom phrase. Your pooch will be the envy of all the pups in the park in this 100% cotton shirt.” w/ photos