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Ear Muff Headphones

“These unique headphones come with the integrated speakers and is compatible with most of DAPs. Not only your headphones will keep your ears Warm, but the Music Ear Muff will also boastsan output of 0.5Wx2 providing you a smooth, natural, and powerful Sound! The ideal solution for your ears!” w/ photos

The Folding Spork

“The addition of the new combo bottle cap lifter and can opener tool increases function and versatility. Keep one of these in your shoulder bag, back pack, mess kit, backpacking stove cook set, travel bag, and BOB. You’ll never know when you’ll find yourself in need of one of these ultimate compact food shoveling devices.” w/ photos

Igloo Ice Cube Container

“Looking for the ultimate in cool? This stylish Igloo shaped Ice Container not only stores ice cubes, but makes them too. The perfect accessory to any home bar or party pad; it helps keep your ice colder for longer. The base and tongs are stainless steel, with a silicone top that not only insulates, but doubles up as an ice tray. The Igloo is a great multi-purpose ice bucket that really stands out from the crowd. A great gift for those who like their ice super cool.” w/ photos

Super Mini Stove

“The latest titanium Snow Peak gigapower micromax stove is one of the most compact and stable backpacking stoves being made today. This stove nests perfectly in the Snow Peak 600 ti mug along with a 110g fuel cartridge. This product showcases the best of modern technology applied to outdoor equipment. Ease of use, small footprint, and light weight rugged construction makes this the perfect wilderness stove for your next accelerated outdoor getaway.” w/ photos

The SaberCut Saw

“This is one of the most effective pocket hand saws we have ever used… The SaberCut is designed to cut through the hardest wood and is so flexible that it will work well in tight or confined spaces. Unlike other premium outdoor saws, the SaberCut has a flexible blade for cutting from a variety of angles and in places where you have little clearance. The 24-inch patented flexible chain saw blade has bi-directional, self-cleaning cutting teeth to ensure smooth, fast action. While a standard chain saw blade cuts in only one direction, the patented SaberCut blade cuts in both directions. The result is more efficient and less strenuous cutting. In addition, the cutting teeth are self-cleaning and require little maintenance beyond standard care and occasional sharpening. When sharpening is needed, use a standard chain saw blade sharpening kit. SaberCut is specially treated to help retard rust and corrosion.” w/ photos

Zipper Shot Glasses

“Half-empty or half-full? Half-opened or half-closed? These zippered shot glasses will certainly get the conversation started. Features hand-painted zipper teeth up the side and an actual zipper-pull affixed midway.” w/ photos

Silly Male Trouser

“My wife doesn’t have sex with me and my mistress left me for another man. As such, I have the worst case of blue balls you’ve ever seen. My testicles are the size of bowling balls! Just going out in public has become a real chore and I’ve had to result in wearing mu mus it’s gotten so bad. That is, until I found the new Simon Slouch! OMG these are the greatest invention of all time for people with huge, blue balls! Your enlarged scrotum will fit nicely into extra large pouch and the nice back pocket flap really enhances the styling. Best of all, they are made of Organic cotton which is really nice because I hate it when my T-Shirt/Man Dress is made from cotton that was NON organic… Ewwwww.” w/ photos

Real Money Soap

“A tidy sum of either $1, $5, $10, $20 or even a $50 bill! You have to use up the soap to collect the cash. Terrific gifts for anyone.” w/ photo

The A-Team Blocks

“Chunk knee-deep in 80’s ‘Retro-Land’. We reckon this A grade tee is destined for cult status and those clever block builders have got this TV gang down to a T.” w/ photos

Snail Necklace

“Snail Necklace is made of printed, pale almond toned plastic which is quite strong, yet wonderfully lightweight! This lovely little snail measures 3.5″ x 1.75″ and swings from a strong, high quality 16″ antiqued silver plated chain.” w/ photos