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Sneaker T-Shirt Dress

“This shoe is definitely not for your feet. This hooded top is made out of a gray cotton knit. The shoe is made out of a red cotton knit. There are silver grommets placed in the shoe so you can tie it up with the shoe string… just like a real shoe… whooooaaa crazy.” w/ photos

Tickle-Me-Ernie Dress

“Let me tell you about this dear lil’ Ernie Romper. Ernie’s head and hands are made out of felt. The romper is made out of a red and black striped cotton knit, lined with blue. The legs of the romper are boy cut. The straps are adjustable. There is an invisible zipper on the left side for ease to get on and off.” w/ photos

Monster Prom Dress

“How do I describe such a creature? This dress is made with a lot of yarn… felt, sequins, and satin eyeballs. The inner shell is made out of felt and is close fitted to the body. The bodice is boned, there is a back invisible zipper.” w/ photos

Vampire Teeth Ring

“This is the most comfy vampire teeth duster! Great for late nights on the prowl! 5.5 to 8 index finger. Makes a great gift for all your vampire crazed family & friends. Like all my dusters this sweet treat is also great for your pressure points thus making you more relaxed while fierce. This one is made from gold brass which looks like gold & is very sturdy.” w/ photos

Jack Daniel’s Chess Set

“You will enjoy hours of chess with this fun and colorful Chess Set! This Jack Daniel’s Chess Set includes a top quality wooden board, branded with the Jack Daniel’s logo, that also doubles as a carrying case for the pieces. In this Jack Daniel’s themed chess set Jack Daniel is the King of course. The Belle of Lincoln decanter, what Jack Daniel’s whiskey was first known as, serves as the Queen, the Corn is the Bishop, and the famous safe kicked by Jack leading to his early death is the Knight. The rick of hard sugar maple wood acts as the Rook, and Jack Daniel’s black label bottles are the pawns. Enjoy a little chess with your Jack Daniel’s cocktail, and order this Jack Daniel’s Chess Set today!” w/ photos

Golden Game Boy

“For the man who has everything! Commissioned by aspreys of London. Totally unique – only 18k model ever made. Never used and in full working order. Unbelievable conversation piece. Pave diamond set on display screen. Diamonds set on/off buttons. Exceptionally heavy – solid 18k yellow gold. Original cables and game cartridges. Original blue leather display briefcase. This is something no one else will ever have!” w/ photos

Light Switch Cufflinks

“Working light switch cufflinks actually flip up and down. A way to tell others if you are turned on or off. Gold plated switch is set in a shiny silver setting.” w/ photos

Finger Hooks

“These hard plastic Finger Hooks are life-sized and extend about 2″ from the wall. 1″ long, self tapping screw is built-in, making them easy to attach to walls or other surfaces. No tools required.” w/ photos

Money Football

“This is a 9 inch vinyl football with the image of the series 2006 NCD $100 design. Now you can have a blast as you pass the buck.” w/ photo

Creative Library Chair

“This very creative chair allows you to uniquely store approximately 200 to 300 books. It is composed of bent plywood and includes a felt cushion.” w/ photos