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How To Make Alcohol From Table Sugar

“It is very easy and inexpensive to make alcohol from sucrose. Such alcohol is made by fermenting granulated sugar with a certain kind of yeast, and up to 20 percent (40 proof) alcohol can be produced. Follow these steps to make a base alcohol that can be used to make a variety of alcoholic beverages, such as fancy liqueurs or cordials and jungle juice (hard liquor mixed with fruit juice).” w/ photos

How To Control Sexual Jealousy

“With a little self-awareness, you can learn to tame your green-eyed monster.”

How To Revive Stale Bread

“Everything old is new again – even stale bread, if you know a quick trick.”

How To Interpret Body Language

“Knowing how to read someone’s body language is like having your own personal lie-detector test. So start sussing out the truth today.”

How To Make Brownies In A Waffle Iron

“Is your waffle iron collecting dust? Plug it back in and use it like never before by whipping up a batch of brownies.”

How To Make Mozzarella Sticks From Scratch

“You don’t need to trek to your favorite trattoria to enjoy these – whip up a batch at home!”

How To Make Your Own Sports Drink

“There’s nothing in the average commercial sports drink that you can’t mix together for your own, far less expensive and healthier version. Check out this easy recipe.”

How To Pee With Morning Wood

“Every morning men wake up to this catch-22: you desperately have to pee, but you have an erection, which makes it hard to urinate, but the hard-on won’t go away until you empty your bladder. It’s almost impossible to aim at the toilet when your penis is pointing the wrong way, so you end up peeing on the wall, the floor, or yourself. You may have developed your own technique for dealing with this catch-22, but if not, here are some methods to take care of the aiming part, customized for the angle of your dangle.” w/ photos

How To Make An Erectile Sundial

“You probably rely on your penis for a lot of information: how cold is the water in the pool, how hot is the person standing next to you, how tight are those slacks, and so on. But did you know your penis can also tell you the time of day? By turning your erection into a sundial you can have a unique and very personal timepiece.” w/ photos

How To Make Perfect Brownies

“I’ve tried lots of brownie recipes: Boxes, scratch, frosted, plain, nuts, chips, fudge… Each of them has something to like, but depending on my mood I might want a change of pace. Not any more. My wife found this recipe, and it’s perfect. I’m done looking. This is the brownie recipe that I’ll use from now on.” w/ photos