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How To Make People Think You’re Attractive

“Make people think you’re more attractive than you really are with these psychological tricks.”

How To Make The Chewbacca Noise

“All you Star Wars fans out there, now you can be a Wookie too!”

How To Make Your Own Bible

“Making your own Bible can not only be satisfying; it can guarantee your entry ticket into heaven or whatever afterlife you create! Follow these simple steps to make your own physical manifestation of your deity’s (deities’) words.” w/ subtle blasphemies

How To Make A Meat Hand

“This is horrifying and brilliant, all at once! My stomach is turning! I KNOW this is just meatloaf, but it so looks like charred remains, which is the point [during] Halloween!” w/ photos

How To Make A Cheap N’ Easy Fog Machine

“A fog chiller cools down fog from a fog machine so that it stays low to the ground. This one costs around $5-$10. I had everything I needed already, you probably do also.” w/ photos

How To Make A K’nex Chair

“furniture made out of k’nex has always fascinated me, that’s what motivated me to make this chair out of k’nex. So let’s get to business.” w/ photos

How To Make A LEGO Costume

“Do you love Legos? Do you want to be one? Well now you can be one. I made these for halloween last year and it was a BIG hit. People are still taking about it. All you need is a few things from around the house, finding a better way to use things that would be thrown out. This is a relativity easy project.” w/ photos

How To Make Halloween Jell-O Shots

“We have taken Jell-O shots to a new level. We present our Jell-O shot creations for Halloween! Note: To get the full visual impact of many of these shots, you’ll need to use clear plastic cups, like 2 oz. portion containers, or real shot glasses. Some of these presentation ideas require special props, which you should be able to find online or at a medical supply store.” w/ photos

How To Make A Deadly Dart Shooter

“Here is an easy to make ancient yet modern device, the Atlatl, that hurls spears at up to 100mph.”

How To Make A Surprise Top Hat

“I routinely wear a derby hat around town. So when the Halloween season approaches, I feel the need to wear a hat that really makes a statement. I decided to combine my fondness for old-style hats with my love of mechanical automata. The result is this trick top hat. A little monster hides inside the hat and springs out of the top whenever I squeeze a hidden hand lever.” w/ photos