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Lil’ Ninja Plays Hide & Seek

“Quite possibly the stealthiest 2-year-old in the history of the game.”

Baby Boy Touched By Michael Jackson’s Music

“OMG! So cute, he seems to be really feeling the music, LOL!” — MilleJackson

Sweet Creepy Kisses

“Now you guys know what babies and small animals feel like!”

Bong The Ripper

“Sebastian is smoking too many marijuana cigarettes. But when his friends try to intervene, something terrible happens!”

Yankees Trademarked “Yankees Suck” Chant

“New York Yankees team ownership revealed Tuesday that the phrase “Yankees suck,” one of the most popular chants in sports, was trademarked by the 27-time World Series champions prior to the 1996 season, a business strategy that has earned the team close to $100 billion over the past 13 years. U.S. Patent and Trademark Office records show that every time an individual chants, shouts, or writes the words “Yankees suck,” the New York Yankees organization earns at least $2.15, an amount that escalates depending on repetition, volume, and whether the phrase was used during a national broadcast. “If you multiply that $2 by 13 years of chants, hundreds of sellout games in opposing teams’ stadiums, and the hundreds of millions of people who hate the Yankees, you can see that this was a brilliant financial tactic,” Yankees managing general partner Hal Steinbrenner said during a televised press conference at the team’s spring training facility. “Where do you think we get the money to keep Mariano Rivera here? Or sign a bust like Carl Pavano without making the slightest dent in our bank account?” “You know what? Why don’t you all join me in a ‘Yankees suck’ chant right now. Come on, you know you want to,” Steinbrenner added. “Yankees suck! Yankees suck! Yankees suck! That’s another $9 million right there.” w/ photos

Beaver Squirts Urine On Correspondent

“Punish that beaver by shaving it.”

Old Man Does Dylan

“A tip of the hat to legendary Bob Dylan from the great character actor Paul Dooley.”

The Fight For Ming Ling Lao

“Is it Kung Fu or Kung Fool? You decide.”

Kate Gosselin Tells All On Larry King

“Kate Gosselin tells are her dirty little secrets to Larry King! Or does she?”

Baby Poo Explosion

“Only BabyLoves new Poo-Poo Pouch nappies can handle a poo explosion or number threes as we (politely) call it.”