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Save Your Cats From Themselves

“We hope you never have to use the information provided in this video.”

Dog Gives Himself A Hand

“What else is he going to do without pillows to hump.” — Snerple

White Hype Man

“The Big Game Hunters present “HYPE MAN!” The latest chapter in our mini-series of lard & soul, Black Guy & Fat Dude. When Black Guy asks for help ensnaring a mate, Fat Dude dons his cape, cane and clock to become… THE HYPE MAN! But when his mating calls prove too effective, will Fat Dude lose Black Guy forever?… dun… Dun… DUHHHH!” w/ photos

Cumming On Pigeons II

“I have friends like that, I stopped hanging out with them.”

Paranormal Activity Deleted Scenes

“It’s what you don’t see that frightens you the most.” — CH

December Named National Awareness Month

“In an effort to combat what organizers are calling “our current epidemic of complete and utter obliviousness,” the American Foundation for Paying Attention to Things has declared December “National Awareness Month.” “All across the country, millions of men and women are dangerously unaware,” AFPAT spokesperson Karen Teeling said during a press conference Monday. “What’s worse, the vast majority of those suffering from this debilitating state of mind don’t even know it.” “That’s why this December we’re asking that all Americans stop whatever it is they’re doing, and take a moment to open their eyes for once—just once—in their lives,” Teeling added. “It’ll make all the difference in the world.” According to AFPAT, planned events for National Awareness Month include a 10K charity walk, during which participants will be forced to actually interact and engage with the outside world for a change, as well as several advertising campaigns, which will help get the word out about things other than what currently happens to be playing on television.” w/ photos

The Host Barn

“Finally, a restaurant that serves all the communion wafers you can eat!”

Cumming On Pigeons

“One of America’s forgotten pastime.”

Stuffed Animal Dog Show Fail

“No stuffed animals were harmed in the making of this video, only living human beings.” — CH

World’s Worst 4-Year-Old Goalie

“And the world’s worst daughter.” — Her Dad