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My Little Dildocorn Pony

“Now I know why those toys were so popular.”

Boy Finds Own Real-Life E.T

“11 year old Thomas Demming visits Today NOW! with the magical friend he hid for weeks in his bedroom closet.” — The Onion

Death Metal Bowser’s Castle Theme

“If you can’t handle this, then you shouldn’t be inside a kidnapper dinosaurs death castle.” — CH

A Man Who Loves Thogging

“Finally! I thought I was the only one. Thoggers for life, motherf’ers!”

How To Save On Moving Expenses

“This couple packs everything they own onto the family car and avoids paying $100 to rent a truck as they move across town.”

Man Mimics 100 Animals

“Meet Cheng Jiaqiang – a man with a special tongue.”

Save Your Cats From Themselves

“We hope you never have to use the information provided in this video.”

Dog Gives Himself A Hand

“What else is he going to do without pillows to hump.” — Snerple

White Hype Man

“The Big Game Hunters present “HYPE MAN!” The latest chapter in our mini-series of lard & soul, Black Guy & Fat Dude. When Black Guy asks for help ensnaring a mate, Fat Dude dons his cape, cane and clock to become… THE HYPE MAN! But when his mating calls prove too effective, will Fat Dude lose Black Guy forever?… dun… Dun… DUHHHH!” w/ photos

Cumming On Pigeons II

“I have friends like that, I stopped hanging out with them.”