Deliciousness ↓

World’s Biggest Paella

“A paella unlike any you’ve seen before.”

Condom Ice Cream

“So I opened the pack and out popped a latex-coated treat. I was expecting plastic, but it’s cool that the Koreans are thinking laterally. She grabbed the tip of my rubber friend, pulled, snipped, and then– with a desperate sense of urgency – motioned for me to get it in my mouth. It’s a bit like a balloon, you see; all that rubber was trying to squeeze the chocolaty goodness out.” w/ photos

Deep-Fried Goat

“The juicy piece of midsection looked like heaven; but in my mouth, it was rubber. I chewed it for minutes. The rice was delicious, but the meat itself was tragically disappointing. I was expecting a Maine pig roast. I was expecting a street fair turkey leg. I was expecting Thanksgiving. I was expecting Hooters’ hot wings. What I got… was old, chewy meat.” w/ photos

Hershey’s Candy Cane Kisses

“Since Candy Cane Kiss is also “white chocolate,” I had my doubts. But he proved himself; The peppermint cuts the sweetness, the nonpareil candy bits add a perfect bite, and he stands swathed in a handsome red-and-white-striped ensemble.” w/ photos

Sideshow Bob Spicy Salmon Salad

“If I’m to continue following this show for the next twenty years, I’m going to demand a healthy dose of him. In exchange, each time a Sideshow Bob episode airs, I’ll agree to cook up one of these Spicy Salmon Salads and share it with friends. Revenge, after all, is best served family style.” w/ photos

Cat Poo Coffee

“Mmm, mmm. Wake up and smell that cat poop coffee.”

Nikon Camera Cake

“Look this wonderful set of images of the Nikon D700 cake. It is a husband’s gift to his wife for her birthday. Brilliant idea!” w/ photos

Crocodile Restaurant

“This restaurant in Taiwan serves meals with a little bite.”

Donkey Willy For Dinner

“This dish is on the menu because Chinese business people like to order it for their dickhead western business clients.” — IamFuManhu

Knit Night Cupcakes

“A friend of mine is having a going away party tonight. She got a great job in NYC, and they want her there immediately! Good news for her, but bad news for us here in Boston! The party is also a Knit Night, so I thought I’d bring some appropriately decorated cupcakes. This was my first time working with marzipan, and what fun it is! Like, four hours of fun. Speaking of the party, I gotta go! Forgive my lack of words; I hope I can make up for it with the ridiculous amount of photos!” w/ photos + video