R/C Car Tooth Removal
“Somehow, this manages to be cool, weird, redneck, cute, and dangerous all at the same time. In other words, best recession-proof trip to the dentist ever!”
How To Make Waffled Pizza Pockets

“These crescent roll pizza pockets take only about 5 minutes to make, and they are so yummy. These can also be made many different ways, using different fillings. Ham and cheese is also great, and I imagine peanut butter and jelly wouldn’t be horrible.” w/ photos
Infamous Ghost Bike
“As if possessed, a motorcycle goes on a wild ride with no rider.”
London Skyline Made From Fruits & Vegs
“This edible version of the London skyline was specially commissioned by the Good Food channel.”
Pittsburgh School’s Greatest Achievement

“Just four years ago, then-eighth-grader Heather Lawler had no idea how to spell Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger’s last name. She would often eliminate the “e” after the “o,” or place an extra vowel before the “l.” Sometimes, she even wrote out the last six letters as “burger.” Now a high school senior, Lawler is just one of thousands of Pittsburgh students who will graduate with the ability to spell Roethlisberger in the 97th percentile, a statistic that puts her head and shoulders above millions of students across the United States… “The bottom line is the Pittsburgh school system is giving its students a leg up on the competition, not only in America, but throughout the world,” Ravenstahl added. “Our kids correctly spelled Roethlisberger 12 times more often than all the students in Europe and Asia combined.” w/ photos
I’m Nuts About You

“So how do you retain your cool and express your amorous intentions without looking like a lovesick puppy? No, you don’t tattoo ‘I Luv U’ on your forehead; you present the supremely chic ‘I’m Nuts About You!’ Keychain. Gorgeously crafted in bronze and silver, with genuine gold-plated nuts (what!), this stylish little keyring/keepsake has been specifically designed for all you prospective sweethearts with a penchant for rugged yet romantic gifts. Featuring utilitarian-looking hardware, the ‘I’m Nuts About You!’ Keychain comprises a wing nut, bolt and three little nuts. And as we all know, nuts and bolts are designed to fasten things together. Aw, blessed be! A perfect present for potential partners, long-term lovers, girlfriends, boyfriends, wives, husbands and anyone in between, the ‘I’m Nuts About You!’ Keychain will act as a discreet yet constant reminder of the romantic soul who gave it. And that, dear reader, means you. So get ordering. You’d be nuts (and bolts) not to.” w/ photos
Top 100 Funniest Jokes

“After two months of going through our extensive database of some 102 jokes, we finally narrowed it down to our 100 favorites.” w/ jokes


