November 2009 ↓

Mr. Gigantic Biceps

11/30/09 - Videos

“Meet a bodybuilder who can’t wipe his own ass.”

Cleaning Shower Fail

11/30/09 - Hilarious

“LOL, they put a mirror in the shower door. Birds sometimes fly into windows… maybe she’s a bird?”

Super Awesome Mustache

11/30/09 - Photos

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Man Swallows 67 Packages Of Cocaine

11/30/09 - Odd Articles

A drug smuggler swallowed 67 packages of cocaine in an attempt to get through British customs. Student Fidelis Ozouli, 30, risked his life trying to hide the 1kg haul of the class A substance in his stomach. He later claimed he did not know the packets contained drugs. Officers at Manchester Airport became suspicious because Ozouli looked unnaturally bloated. They carried out X-rays on his stomach and discovered a quantity of cocaine equivalent to two bags of sugar. It is one of the largest amounts ever found internally by UK customs officers. The drug, hidden inside scores of condoms, was 78 per cent pure and had a street value of $375,000. Ozouli left officials and a court baffled by claiming: ‘I didn’t know they were drugs.’ He added: ‘I just did not know what they were. I thought I was swallowing something else to take into Britain as a favor for a pal.” w/ photos

The Jack Black Jig

11/30/09 - Hilarious

“Jack Black’s hilarious dancing on Yo Gabba Gabba!”

Cool Superconductor Demonstration

11/30/09 - Pretty Cool

“You could probably care less about superconductors, but this demonstration is pretty cool and makes me think of many beverage-related possibilities for superconductors.”

Super Chuck Norris

11/30/09 - Pretty Cool

“In this super short ‘Imbecile Game of the Day’ you guide Super Chuck Norris through the Super Chuck Norris World and save the lovely princess. Or not. Instructions: Arrow keys.” w/ flash game

Lil’ Ninja

11/30/09 - Photos

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Sheep That Burp Less

11/30/09 - Wacky News

Australian scientists have said they are hoping to breed sheep that burp less as part of efforts to tackle climate change. The scientists have been trying to identify a genetic link that causes some sheep to belch less than others. Burping is a far greater cause of emissions in sheep than flatulence, they say. About 16% of Australia’s greenhouse emissions come from agriculture, says the department of climate change. Australia’s Sheep Cooperative Research Council says 66% of agricultural emissions are released as methane from the gut of livestock. “Ninety per cent of the methane that sheep and cattle and goats produce comes from the rumen, and that’s burped out,” John Goopy from the New South Wales Department of Industry and Investment told ABC. “Not much goes behind – that’s horses.” w/ photos

Top 9 Different Types Of Tossers

11/30/09 - Top Lists

“Tosser used as a slang word can mean this or it can mean to literally throw stuff, as we are safe for work, we have put together a list of 9 different types of tossers.” w/ videos